Bullivant

A 7-foot tall cretin with giant, flapping tabs. A mentally retarded twat that can eat 3 fried pigs for breakfast and is therefore detested by its grandfather's wife, who takes the piss out of its ridiculous crash-helmet hairstyle.

Why is there nothing in the fridge, Trace?

We've had a visit from Bullivant. It was hungry after its 3-pig breakfast.

by Benny Twadge May 3, 2009

1 Bullet

A term used to describe the person you hate most in the world. I.e. If you only had 1 bullet to kill one person in the world.

Boy : Man I hate that fat cunt. He is definitly my 1 Bullet

by Colm.. December 27, 2008

dodged that bullet

If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.

Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!

by Wishon March 30, 2010

bulletin-whore

someone on myspace who leaves an infinite number of bulletins on myspace to the point u cannot keep up with them and they are basically the same thing rephrased.

There goes Joe again telling us about his party on Friday this is probably his 23rd bulletin.....damn bulletin-whore.

by leovenus1977 January 7, 2009

bullsitting

The act of making up an excuse, such as babysitting, to get out of doing something else.

Me: Hey Katie, do you want to come hangout?

Katie: Ummmm no I can't. I have to uhhh, babysit my sister.

Me: Maaan, you ain't babysitting, you're bullsitting!!!

by valvenus November 23, 2011

bullet ploof grass

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."

Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass

by YaboiRick May 10, 2018

Marmite bullethole

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

by Original Steve September 30, 2007