brorection

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.

Dude, i have a major brorection for you.

by nibshax August 19, 2013

Bromeostasis

1. Being completely at peace with those around you.

2. A state of absolute brohood.

"I was listening to Pink Floyd with Ryan and Jim the other night, and I was in complete bromeostasis."

by cheetofingers96 December 2, 2013

Bromeostasis

The state in which bros are in constant equilibrium through a healthy balance of positive and negative feedback loops.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did I hurt your feelings with the joke I made earlier?
Bro 2: yea bro you did
Bro 1: I am sorry, bro
Bro 2: yea bro its all good, I appreciate your concern for my wellbeing. You are really looking out for me.
Bro 1: you are my bro and I care about you, our bromeostasis is so important to me

by Wilfred Farrier February 13, 2019

Brodeo

When the dance floor bro to ho ratio is at least 5 to 1

There's too many dicks on the dance floor. It's a brodeo

by sertungfu February 16, 2009

doup bromeo

colloquial greeting; akin to "sup brah"

(bromeo being derived from bro + romeo)

Stranger: hi
You: doup bromeo
Stranger: Wow now I *know* you're the fucking man, brah! :D

by You (Omegle) May 29, 2009

Bromeo

A nickname for a close friend, usually males. A term of endearment. Or a joke that can be connected to the oreo jingle

Danny: Bromeo, you're the best.

Rich: Thanks man.

or

B-R-OOOO- REO

by Jessie_Roug3 February 21, 2013

brorogue

A male's prerogative to delay an event or activity with a significant other in order to spend quality time with his male friends, or "bros".

"The guys and I have a tee time at 2:00 - I'm going to have to brorogue on the trip to your mother's today."

by baritonick January 6, 2010