Broccassion

A special event shared with fellow bromo sapiens in which beer drinking and sports watching festivities insue.

Sorry, wife. I am unable to go to the baby shower with you. I was invited to a partake in a Broccassion over at Chad's pad.

by jimmysnap13 December 8, 2009

broccogasm

The feeling after rubbing broccoli on your tits and making a high pitched moan

I have a broccoli fetish and now it lead to a broccogasm.

by Broccogasm January 31, 2017

Spicy Broccoli

1.Slang for marijuana. Most people don't know of cannabis by this name, making it great when discussing pot around non-smokers and other people that could be offended by drug use.

2.Used by many Oregon natives as the word of choice for weed. If questioned about this word, you can just say you are sharing a recipe for some culinary delight.

3.Soon to be one of the most used word on the for marijuana on the street.

"Yo Joe, you want to go grab a bowl of Spicy Broccoli?"
"Sure man! That dank we smoked last time was the bomb!"

Sitting at home with your parents in the room, older brother walks in,

Brother: "hey man, you "eat" up all my Spicy Broccoli???
You:"No bro, but we can go to the store and get more later!"
Mom: "What is Spicy Broccoli?"
You: "Its only the best way to make broccoli! The store down the street might have some"
Mom: "oh, I'll have to try that!"
You: "Nah, I don't think you'll like it ma...."

by yhectank January 20, 2011

Broccoli Boy

An over obsessed fan boy of all might, got to obsessed and consumed his idol. Now he has his powers and goes to school and acts like that did not happen.

Person 1: who tf is broccoli boy?

Person 2: Broccoli boy took the name he was bullied with and made that his hero name. His hero name now means useless person.

by Galaxy Terror February 15, 2021

Broccoli Cheddar

Good weed; danks; chronic.
As opposed to "broccoli," meaning mids/regs

Person 1 walks through the door.
Person 2: "What is that wonderful aroma?"
Person 1: "I just picked up some of that broccoli cheddar."
Person 2: "Nice, I've been smoking broccoli all day and I have a huge headache."
Person 1: "One hit of this broccoli cheddar and you will feel great."

by Jo$eph September 23, 2010

Brocean

A collection of bros. It is ruled by broseidon, and most of its citizens have quality flow and play lax. Sometimes used to refer to all dudes in an area or to say that the area is overflown with bros; this second one usually has a negative connotation because it addresses the absence of females.

Me and Gabe are such good bros that i wouldn't trade him for all the bros in the brocean.

Although there is no true broseidon, many people think it should be Brantford Winstonworth, the ultimate lax bro.

A popular compliment is calling someone broseidon.

Look at this club, its a total brocean.

by tripleski6 April 24, 2010

brocaine

An alternative way of saying cocaine. Coined first by Zach Cregger of Whitest Kids U' Know.

"I told her I was gonna be in the woods for 2 weeks fighting ghosts or something, but then I went to my second apartment and did a shitload of brocaine." - Zach Cregger.

by poisonpoyson August 1, 2009