brobot

A typical "bro" who wears sperrys, golf shorts, and polos. He looks just like all of his "brobot" friends, they come in packs and multiply by the masses. They are all douchebags and get drunk and take advantage of girls. They care too much about appearance and are nothing by themselves.

Look at that bro's sperrys, he's such a brobot!

by allenbrochill68 June 17, 2010

brobortion

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.

Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)

by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011

brobortion

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.

Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.

by topaco November 30, 2016

Brotox

Noun, botox when used on a straight male, usually something he doesn't want you to know about.

Some men use to prevent or erase wrinkles, while others use it to improve their impassive poker face.

"Aaron got brotox and now he can't move his eyebrows"

by MissXanthe July 11, 2009

brobocop

half robot, half bro, all cop, complete asshole

guy #1- "dude, i got a dui from fuckin brobocop"
guy #2- "what a douche. he's just pissed he got all c's in high school"

by bromodo dragon May 7, 2010

BroBot

middle aged black men who run around with those blue tooth attachments stuck to their head - makes them look like Lobot from Empire Strikes Back.

In France and Louisiana they may be referred to as BreauxBots.

Brobot was standing next to me talking and I thought he was talking to me, only to realize he was on the phone using his Brobot blue tooth headset thingy.

by yamominem October 24, 2011

Brotox

It's a detox of all things "bro."

I can't believe you made me go to that bar last night. After seeing all the affliction, Ed hardy with Situation wanna-be's, I'm going to need a good "brotox" before I go out again.

by monkiedelapuch March 19, 2011