Skip to main content
Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.
We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.
by b-luv907 May 18, 2010
mugGet the rosy breasted mattress thrasher mug.

double breasted

Street terminology for a person addicted to both crack cocaine and heroin at the same time.
He buyin' rocks AND blows because he do BOTH.....He's double breasted, man!
by Macktackular Chi Town Po Po October 2, 2007
mugGet the double breasted mug.

devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.
man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007
mugGet the devil-breasted mattress thatcher mug.

Three breasted Eaglemonster

a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.
After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.
by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003
mugGet the Three breasted Eaglemonster mug.

double breasted cock gobbler

a very rare yet often found big titied woman who likes the cock in her mouth or
a man or woman who you just cant get enuff cuss words in for...
good god look at that double breasted cock gobbler!

man that fucking double breasted cock gobbling bitch!
by scott doom January 5, 2010
mugGet the double breasted cock gobbler mug.
A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.
"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!
by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005
mugGet the Double Breasted Matress Thrasher mug.

boasted

"Bouncer boasted that."
by noixz January 15, 2009
mugGet the boasted mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email