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muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles
Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017
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Bristle Scrunchie

The metallic part of the paintbrush that connects the bristles and the handle.
Moriah Elizabeth painted a bristle scrunchie in a metallic rainbow pattern.
by Person273940013 May 7, 2021
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Bristle Bussy

A derogatory name for either a 'Hoe" or 'Hooker' who is unusually hirsute or hairy. Usually, unfeminine areas of hair, like the chest, face, back, or arms. It is called Bussy because of the unfeminine areas, not particularly for men only. It is also for alliteration, since bristle & bussy start with the same letter. This sort of concubine is interchangeable and not meant for literal use.
Jessica's hair is so good for a Bristle Bussy
by litle rody March 22, 2024
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Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag
"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"
by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
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