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Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.
Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.
by Spookylocks June 23, 2010
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