break-up call

Being dumped by a phone call.

Much like a wake up call except the person answering is getting broken up with

Christina gave alex a break-up call, i think its coz he over-chicked, he was a right munter

watch this youtube video for an example* http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=xetfB7U_ZeU

by Ninja Squids January 17, 2009

Break Up Fart

The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.

May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.

Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"

Later that evening......

Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)

by Raul (comes out at night) December 15, 2011

Break-up Ice cream

The gallon of ice cream a female often indulges in, typically all in one night, after having conflicts with the opposite sex.

"Last night I had my break-up ice cream at one o clock in the morning again...I hope i didn't gain any weight."

by icecreamgirlx3 April 26, 2010

break-up residue

All that stuff you find around the house after a break-up that's not yours. Depending on how cordial the break-up is, this will either require either a phone call/text to the ex to let them know your found more of their stuff OR another trip to the dumpster!

I kicked my boyfriend out two weeks ago and am still finding break-up residue in my house!

by gizmogirl October 9, 2010

break up over text

what people do when they are afraid of actually speaking to people and expressing how they feel honestly.

ye.

She had us break up over text . Why didn't she at least call. :P

by the weirdo bean September 28, 2017

Break Up Break Down

The mental collapse that can occur after the end of a relationship.

Claire was in the middle of a big break up break down so got wasted.

by Clairian May 14, 2011

Break up season

The season where most couples break up. Mostly in the beginning of September or mid-October. Also around mid-May or beginning of June.

Break up season, the season where they finally break up so I can steal him.

Wow everyone is breaking up. Duh its's break up season.

by JunoJuzo June 3, 2018