Braptard

A fart fetishist who enjoys posting romanised derivations of flatulence in response to images of attractive women bearing their prosteriors.

P1> *posts pic of a fine ass*
P2 (braptard)> “BRAAAAAAAAPPPP OOPS I THINK SHE SHIDDED AND FARDED LOL XDDD”
P1> “Braptards deserve euthanasia”

by Inqu’aanate September 3, 2018

Bragplain

To brag and complain at the same time.

An example of bragplaining: It rained on the way to my modeling shoot. My designer dress got ruined! At least everyone said they were speechless at my beauty anyway.

When people want you to know how great they are but still whine at you, they may bragplain.

1. Ashley's Facebook statuses are so obnoxious. All she does is bragplain.

by FansAndFlames November 21, 2011

Bragplaining

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.

Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.

by TheShrewKing August 9, 2010

Brapping

Verb. Meaning farting. Referring to the sound, 'BRAaaP'.

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit brapping near me!"

by Grant_the_Hierophant March 21, 2020

brakpan

Alabama but in south africa

In brakpan, the children bite the dogs

by BigTollieVibes April 26, 2021

Flappy Bappies

Condition: Occurs when a chick lays on her back and her tits fall into her armpits.

Man, that girl looked good at the bar. But, sure enough when I got her home and tossed her on the bed, Flappy Bappies: Tits-in-armpits.

by Wyatt Herb July 21, 2010

Brappy

(noun, Applachian dialect): To be both brother and father to someone. ('BRother + pAPPY')

Daisy Mae: My Brother is my Pappy! That makes him my everlovin' Brappy!

by Bippity Bopster June 7, 2011