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Branden Grimm

Someone who drinks a lot of beer and is always a good time when he’s drunk! Can find them at any house party or bonfire drinking Busch light by the case. Also had a slightly above average pecker but will always leave you wanting more and wondering about what could have been. Also could find him with a Brandon Harris or a Tyler Reid.
Her #1: A Branden Grimm tore my ass up last night

Her #2 : What all happened?

Her #1: He tore my ass up for 45 seconds and passed out because he drank a case of Busch light!

Her #2: Damn girl me too! At least it was slightly average!

Her#1: Yeah it was pretty good to be honest!
by Branden grimm January 12, 2020
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Alexis and Branden

Sex all week
by Careald November 14, 2017
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Branden Harris

Noun
Someone who is a homophobic retarded.
Verb
The act constantly failing at trolling and cyber bullying children
by brandeniscool927 February 13, 2017
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branden's dick

a branden's dick is another meaning for a short, stubby penis, aka a chode.
Girl: k, whip ur dick out
Guy: k
Girl: OMG A BRANDEN'S DICK!
by GIIQ October 25, 2010
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Dirty Branden

A Dirty Branden is the art if taking a flaccid Dick pick and send it to another person.
check out this Dirty Branden I was just sent!
by Spark218 March 1, 2020
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Charles Van Den Branden

A pussy as lil #goon and #civilian
You see that guy Charles Van Den Branden? He a whole as bitch
by Jonskinator December 7, 2022
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Branden-Nate Mix-'Em-Up

A conversation or "bit" that is hard to follow for those not in the immediate back-and-forth.
Branden: *says something obscure but funny*
Nate: *replies with something funny but obscure*
Karina: What?
Branden and Nate: Sorry, just a classic Branden-Nate mix-'em-up.
by psyguy69 December 12, 2017
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