Branden

Branden is the definition of a fine big black mixed BBC calm luh nigga

Branden was good in bed last night

Branden by Thabbcking November 19, 2023

Branden

A man who is completely and totally in love with Kala, and who also will never leave her or be sick of her.

Wow, he really cares about Kala… he’s a total Branden.

Branden by captainCobalt March 6, 2024

Branden

A hating Valorant obsessed individual who will find everyway to blame his teammates in his competitive games. He's not wrong though, he averages 25 - 30 kills every game. Has the most unluckiest luck with his enemies, If you have the name branden, you might be cursed to getting gang ulted you in a 1 v 5. He's decently tall, handsome, good looking. Extremely dirty minded and weird. Hes kind and considerate at times, but usually MEAN AND A BITCH. Hes not that guy. Not the alpha sigma rizzler. He's allergic to the sun, and the only cool thing about him is his cute ass dogs. Oh and his stinkydinky

woman: omg it smells in here... what is that?
woman #2: God you're right.. I think its coming from over there (At a gaming chair near the trash)

StinkyDinky123458: thats right ladies its me, branden 8)

Branden by Pearube July 7, 2025

branden steineckert 

the drummer of the used

branden steineckert owns you

branden steineckert by kiddlez July 18, 2008

Branden Riley 

everything a girl wants. hot body goes to fletcher and gets all the girls. anywhere he goes so do hot girls. likes to hang out and play soccer. dresses like a prep.

Branden Riley is the hottest and coolest guy ever

Branden Riley by Branden Riley April 4, 2009

Branden Steineckert 

Drummer for The Used,
The best drummer ever to exist, the best drummer in the world, the sexiest drummer ever.

Dude, that guy is SUCH a Branden Steineckert.

Branden Steineckert by ummmmm47 August 29, 2006

Branden-Nate Mix-'Em-Up 

A conversation or "bit" that is hard to follow for those not in the immediate back-and-forth.

Branden: *says something obscure but funny*
Nate: *replies with something funny but obscure*
Karina: What?
Branden and Nate: Sorry, just a classic Branden-Nate mix-'em-up.

Branden-Nate Mix-'Em-Up by psyguy69 December 12, 2017