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Jim Branning

Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”
by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020
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brainiacs

Term of mild disrespect used to describe bright, studious people, such as scientists, chess-players or spelling bee champions. Plural of brainiac. Synonymous with certain usages of brain, geek, nerd etc.
Only brainiacs hang out at the library for fun.
by Linton November 6, 2003
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brainiac

1: A British Television show that was bought by G4TV, which contains funny, stupid, and just plain unneeded science experiments. It often involves the use of breasts.

2: Someone who's life is dedicated to accumulation of all the world's knowledge.

3: A big waste of -The Omega Master's time.
"Did you see Brainiac last night? That chick was hot!!!"

"Ned is too freaking smart, a regular Brainiac."

"Why did I even bother to post up Brainiac?"-The Omega Master
by -The Omega Master September 21, 2005
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brainsnap

noun and verb

when you suddenly have a complete psycho and all logical thought and reason takes a back seat to your rage and anger. sudden act of rage, without premeditation.

dangerous and illogical things happen.
"My god, what happened here?"
"Tim brainsnapped and thwacked him"
OR
"Tim had a brainsnap and thwacked him"

Examples:
Smashing a whole cupboard full of crockery on the footpath cos your plate wasnt cleaned properly. (From: He Died With a Felafel in His Hand)
by chuckles mcdagger February 11, 2008
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braingina

What you fuck when you blow someone's mind.
"That bongload just fucked my braingina."
by Shady Logic October 14, 2007
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Braising Beef

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.
Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".
"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."
by John May 12, 2004
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