brainfart

Commingly meaning to think of something after the fact for example after a fight or in class with an answer and forgetting

Person 1: oh crap i coulda called him a dickhead
Person 2: wow what a brainfart

by jake fool May 28, 2007

Brainglitch

Then your brain has a random thought that could only pop up in a pedophiles mind. Usually includes rape, kidnapping, free candy, white vans or small children age of 5-10 and then you think to yourself, what the hell am I thinking, fixing the glitch.

{Example of Brainglitch}

Brain: That girl, she's alone. Nobody would notice if I...
You: WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING?

by ThatRandomPedo May 31, 2014

Brain-bait

Baiting someone use their brain when you are acting like a brain-rotted kid.

“BRO, why are you acting this stupid!”

“You always fall for my brain-bait man. It’s so simple.”

by toroyiaT November 21, 2025

brainbase

your head.

When someone's on your mind and you can't think right, it's cause they're trying to take over your brainbase! Unfortunately, resistance is futile.

brainbasing= mental fucking.
brainbased = mind's messed up

"that moobert is all up in my brainbase, making me retarded"

"all ur brainbase, are belong to us" -steven hawking's incubus

by brainzy January 30, 2010

Brainpated

That odd far feeling you have when you have exacting the image of what you want to say but no word
Take hence the frase "cats got your tounge"

Yes it's like that one movie.............. *Brainpated can't think of shit.... 3 days later you call your friend and say the movie name, your friends like "thanks shit head I was sleeping, it's 3am !!!"

by WTF Tod! October 4, 2015

Brainfart

When you try to think of something and you get so close to remembering what it was but then you lose it.

Bob: "What did you wanna say mate?"

Steve: "Oh ffs! Just had a brainfart mate!"

by RoboticRansom May 11, 2016

Brainfailanoma

A condition in which the brain is unable to verbalize a coherent response to questions or comments, usually brought on by encountering an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Brandon said hi to Robyn but, because of a case of Brainfailanoma, all she could respond with was random sounds.

by mmagro May 29, 2017