bowel butter

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

boils my piss

boils my piss,being made so angry that you can actually feel your piss boiling inside youself

''i cant belive what he just said to me, it really boils my piss''

by wayynnee October 17, 2008

boilerplate

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.

The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.

by Mike February 27, 2005

Bewildergust

A combination of bewilderment and disgust, best communicated via a surprised, confused, and mildly horrified facial expression.

He looked at her in bewildergust, not sure he'd heard her correctly... "You did what??"

by mleap February 8, 2010

Bowel-Like Movement

An experience or thing that looks and feels just like taking a crap.

Dude, That protest was so stupid, it was a Bowel-Like Movement (BLM) for sure!

by Tacobaxter October 31, 2020

The David Bowie Effect

After the death of David Bowie in 2016, the world has gone to to hell in a handbasket. His death was only the beginning.

"Ya know, nothing's been right since Bowie died a couple years ago. So much shit going on."
"Yeah, that's The David Bowie Effect for you..."

by Marshel5AQW November 12, 2018

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

by quagblar December 8, 2013