The Tourniquet

When you grip your dick with immense force while jizzing to prevent the destruction of any article of clothing or furniture within a 10 foot radius.

Guy 1: Dude, that video I watched last nice was so crazy I had to do the tourniquet on my dick!
Guy 2: Please never speak to me again.

by shreks illegal brother June 1, 2021

Boutique

An adjective for someone or something that is stylish or good looking

Damn! That Mozyka tee is so boutique.

That dime you were with last night was all kinds of boutique

by Bshizz60 August 25, 2010

Tourniquet & Co

A group consisting of Paul, Keith, Evan, Nick, Ashlea, Liz, Vito, Peej, Pat, Kyle, Aurora, Sarah.

They OWN the Meteora board on the Linkin Park forum, and are not liked by many. (although everyone is just jealous)

To recognise a T&C member in the LPMB, their sig will usually contain "Official Member of Tourniquet & Co" BUT BEWARE OF POSERS.

Herby is the most obviously jealous, and really wants to join T&C. He is their slave.

Person 1: "omg look that persons in tourniquet & co"
Person 2: "omg i wish i was that cool"
Moderator (who actually wishes they were cool enough to be in T&C) : "Tourniquet & Co are not cool, I'll ban them ALL if you don't shut your mouth!"
Tourniquet & Co Member: "Suicide is the only option for all of you."
Forum members: "OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU LET ME JOIN TOURNIQUET & CO"
Moderator: "OMGZ BANNED."

by Legend May 31, 2004

boutiiques

a scottish tiktok editor with nearly 1.1k followers, her edits are amazing.

she edits the dream smp and uses videostar and alightmotion.

she is a very big dream smp fan and you should check her page out!

person 1: woah have you seen the new edit boutiiques on tiktok just posted!?
person 2: no! i will go see her edits now.

by tiktokerrrr June 6, 2021

hemorrhoid tourniquet

Hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.

During some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend's thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. His beer buddy didn't miss a beat as he explained "No Pain, No Gain" and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.

by benighse November 22, 2009

Tourniquet

Tourniquet is a great thrash band that has released awesome albums. They have a great technical talent: the band's leader, Ted Kirkpatrick, is one of the most awesome drummer's in thrash; maybe is not as good as Dave Lombardo or Nick Menza, but he is awesome with the drums. Gary Lenaire and Mark Lewis, the original guitarists, were astounding guitarists; they made great riffs and solos. Guy Ritter, the lead vocalist, made a kick-ass work while he was in the band. All the other members were pretty great too, but these were the guys in the first album, Stop the Bleeding.

They are a great band, one of the greatest thrash bands in history; but they are not very known only because they a Christian band. I recommend songs like "Viento Borrascoso", "A Dog's Breakfast", "Ready or Not", "Ark of Suffering" or "Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance".

Tourniquet most famous song is "Ark of Suffering".

by ThrasherOfDeath November 29, 2011

Bernique

Usually short in height and small natured but everyone knows dynamite comes in small packages.

I small fire cracker with a Big explosion.

A force to be reconed with.

Has a sweet side but only if you're lucky enough to know them.

Stranger: why is that girl shouting at the waiter?

Me: they got her order wrong twice.

Stranger: who does she think she is?

Me: don't say that! She's a Bernique...

Stranger: oh snaaap. My bad.

by John Alberta Graystone December 19, 2013