bootwanker

1.A male who likes to have intercourse with inatinmate objects.
2.A man who likes to stick his penis and ejaculate into inorganic things.
3.A person who likes to conceal the fact that wanking his dick on his boots.
4.A faggot who likes to think bout fucking stuff and doing it to plastic stuff.

Victor: Sup Chris...!!! OMG !! wtf are you doing.
Chris: HUH?.. oh shit nothing nothing.
Victor: STOP FUCKING THAT CHAIR!!!
CHris: OH SHIT! * runs off holdin his dick stuck in a chair*

by JAMMUU March 5, 2003

water boatman

the act of lying in a bath with a perspex sheet covering the top, while assailants defecate onto the transparent surface rubbing the foeces around with bare buttocks.

dude, fancy hitting your grandma's house for a water boatman this saturday?

by mr bo March 27, 2009

Boatman

(Boat-man): A giant pussy who is afraid of something that is not even real, like take for example zombies, often gets beat up or abused, often attractive, cute but not suave like James Bond, family members are usually as equally hot and sleep around.

That Boatman was running away from a unicorn the other day.

Damn that Boatman has hot sister I'd totally hit that.

by Gedde December 21, 2008

boomandshits

A popular fried chicken restaurant in Vancouver B.C. called "Boom and Beer," will often give those who ate the chicken very knarly and long lasting bowel movements the next day.

"Aye yo Jacob wanna go to the gym this morning?"
"Sorry man can't, got the worst boomandshits right now. Totally worth it for the chicken though."

by bindijoelhal September 21, 2020

Boobman69

Boobman69 is one of the gods of the Oompaville channel, she is quite busty, and voluptuous. She trolls men that do the beating of meat on Omegle, bc she is indeed, a man from virginia

Man on omegle:*beats meat*

Boobman69: HeY niCE peNiCE bUd, yOu juST gOt Boobman69’ed

by Bigus_Dickus69 June 9, 2021

bootangy

When she got a nice Stanky ass

Dude did you smell Harley’s bootangy in class today! “ I once hit that :(

by Itszoar September 13, 2023

Theo Botman

Theo is the sexiest guy on earth. Theo is a great friend and is the nicest person you'll ever meet. He is a genius, he is good at sports. Theo is literally a superhuman. All the hot girls are crazy for that fuckboi.

Random guy " woah, what are all those chicks crowding around?"
Super hot girl "oh it's theo, he is sexy as hell OMG"
Other super hot chick " what a dream. I love this guy. So hot"
First guy " ah lucky him, he's the ultimate fuckboi I wish that I were him"
Other guy " what do you expect, he's theo botman"

by Rcjwtftfu5e July 1, 2019