bootstrappy

a homosexual act in which the receiver is so eager to have sex that he drops his pants and grabs his ankles in a smooth flowing motion and as quickly as possible. The name comes from the receiver grabbing his own boot straps or, when the act has begun, his partner's boot straps.

Charles took John to the spare bedroom, where John got all bootstrappy on him.

by Kaptain Krude December 6, 2010

Bootstrap

a big, fast, monster who beats people up

bootstrap devoured the city. Bootstrap then banged megan fox.

by Bootsy69 December 28, 2010

Boobtrapped

The feeling that some men have when surfing the Internet, as if they cannot esscape the multiplying preponderance of boobs all over the place, from websites to blogs to spam.

"My girlfriend joked to me last night that my computer might be boobytrapped, but what I think she meant was boobtrapped, because, man, I am surrounded by boobs almost everywhere I go online."

-- Overheard at a water cooler at an office in Palo Alto, California

by PRwiz101 August 27, 2009

bootstrap

A small gun that you keep in your boot and use to commit armed robbery thus elevating your economic status in society.

Let's get this money foo, you got your bootstrap?

by Skatchface February 1, 2017

Bootstrap

A derogatory word for Italian douchebags. The term "Bootstrap" originates from the Italian peninsula's resemblance of a boot.

Those god damned Bootstraps won't stop talking about their meatballs.

by Your Local Memer December 19, 2017

Bootstrap

Diving technique that involves a front flip mimed as if you were flipping yourself by pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

"EL: Bootstrapping? Is that a real thing?
RG: Oh definitely. Look it up on Urban Dictionary."

by FakeSteveJobs September 21, 2010

bootstrap bill

Cumming in a chick's shoe without her knowing it so that the next time she leaves she gets the jizz foot.

Man: Have you heard of bootstrap bill?Woman: What the hell is in my shoe?

by The Swin January 27, 2014