Bondite

A name given to smokeless tobacco by the woodlands baseball team.

Guy 1: You want some bondite Turner??

Turner: Hell yea, let me put some bondite in my lip.

by Donovanpechal May 2, 2006

bontis

boring, lame, uninteresting

this class is so bontis.

by bandgeek2225 February 13, 2020

bondieuserie

Ostentatious piety. An open display of religious sentiment primarily for the consumption or edification of others.

Mary had three saints' statues and habitually did flying novenas; she was heavily into bondieuserie.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

Bonation

When a man reaches out to a female to donate his boner to her

Reginald: Today we are donating $91,662.00 to the local college

Veronica (hott chic): Can you donate something to me?

Reginald: Hmmm... i do have something i can give you....my bonation

by gordon83 January 15, 2010

crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.

I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

Bonding

Verb; gerund or present participle:bounding; Noun; bonding

Something that didn't happened;
Something you don't remember happening;

"we had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms! "
"nope, don't remember, didn't happen"

by JamiCacti December 2, 2017