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Bonobo Hello

When a man masturbates into his hand, and after ejaculating he proceeds to slap the woman in the face with the hand covered in the ejaculate.
Man, stacy was totally passed out. I figured the best way to wake her up was a good ol' fashion Bonobo Hello.
by Astrotrain May 13, 2009
mugGet the Bonobo Hellomug.

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with Mr. Song as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.
Mr. Song you are so bad you boosted bonobo
by fight me m8 kk? January 4, 2017
mugGet the Boosted Bonobomug.

bonobo

A gamer that think he is bad or some one els, like nightblue3
by icefalck December 2, 2016
mugGet the bonobomug.

Bonobo Buns

The behind of a Bonobo as animal or, more commonly used, as human (see bonobo).
Guy 1: "Have you seen the ass of that bonobo?!"
Guy 2: "You mean the bonobo buns, don't you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, my bad."
by Patrick1321 July 8, 2019
mugGet the Bonobo Bunsmug.

Bonobo

A gay black men. Used to invoke the homoerotic tendencies of bonobo apes. Bonobo apes settle their differences with sexual intercourse rather than combat.

Can be derogatory depending on context.
Hide your husbands and your sons, the bonobos are coming!
by Apfel5 June 11, 2024
mugGet the Bonobomug.

Bacchanal Bonobos

A group of 6 dumbasses localized on a island of pirates, Laughtale
The group is made up of Mostly a group of Stampfli cousins and 1 American and a Christian
The Bacchanal Bonobos are going on it again and breaking the fabric of reality man
by Smug Russian Weeb October 13, 2022
mugGet the Bacchanal Bonobosmug.

Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.
"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."
by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025
mugGet the Bonobo handshakemug.

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