Bonk Face

An idiot, a bit of a tool. Usually directed towards a female in a flirty insulting way.

Also

Cum face or sex face.

"I don't want to go out for lunch"

"Oh don't be a bonk face!"

Or

"Brenda said I had a great bonk face last night when I spunked all over her tits"

by Clungeplunger March 21, 2013

Bonk Soy

To mispronounce something incredibly easy to pronounce.

Siri, what is "bonk soy?"

Did you hear Victoria say that word wrong? She totally pulled a bonk soy!

by Tommy Bozowens June 10, 2017

Bonk Vision

When you remember a real life event like 'bonk.'

*derived from: "cartoon memory"

"this past week got me feelin that bonk vision haha anyway wanna roll up w/ me 2nite?"

by agpkm October 31, 2019

bonk police

Someone you horny people wanna run from..

Oh god I’m getting an erection
Oh crap! It’s the bonk police!

by Bonk police March 4, 2021

Bonk buddy

Same as fuck friend or sex friend.

A person with whom you have sex, cose you don't have a partner with which to have meaningfull sex.

Plural - Bonk Buddies

Man those Japanese exchange students make great bonk buddies.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005

bonk

whack; lame; obserd; un-cool

"Shit son, that's bonk."

by wordson January 7, 2008

donkey bonk

when you are poundin the fuck out of a chick from behind and when you are about to cum you pull out slam it in her ass as hard as you can and punch her in the back of the head as hard as you can to knock her out

i was having one last romp with my ex when i decided to donkey bonk that bitch

by big_smoke September 11, 2005