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Booty Bongos

Performance in which a woman's ass cheeks are utilized in a manner are manipulated in a fashion most similar to a Cuban percussion instrument consisting of a pair of single-headed, open-ended drums attached to each other. Similar to the bongo drums, the booty bongos are It is most often played by hand however differ in that they make no discernable sound unless the woman is naked or the booty bongo player is very strong or an “ass slapper
This pretty fit girl tried to give me a goodbye hug, but I was like- "nah girl, I'm feeling the beat and am gonna play those booty bongos instead"
by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. June 15, 2011
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bongity

When your really broke and you gotta rig up a piece to smoke some dank out of, you make a bongity. It usually consists of a pen, scotch tape and a water bottle. You often see dope heads of the highest level with much smoking experiance ripping an bongity, as well as bums kicking it on the street.
Yo Homie Im feinding, we need to whip up a bongity outta this arrowhead bottle.

Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.

Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.
by Sandysandwhich Yadidadi Sticky December 30, 2008
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Boise Bongos

Where two people are having sex, and the guy proceeds to play bongos on her tits until they are numb.
Dave:"I played a show last night."

Bob:"Oh yeah? What instrument did you play?"

Dave:"The Boise Bongos. She hit me..."
by Flyhunter November 1, 2008
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Bongina

A bong in the shape of a vagina. When sucked on leads to arousal in the pantelones. Not to be confused with garfunkel records.
Suck on this bongina, you son of a bitch!`
by Angz June 9, 2007
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bongos

(n) (Usually large) female breasts.
Man, check out the bongos on that heet!
by keyshaw May 12, 2004
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dake-bonoist

An Evangelical Christian of a Pentecostal or Charismatic persuasion who embraces a very conservative and narrow perspective on the world while simultaneously trying to appear somewhat "hip” through his or her choice or clothing, hair style, and choice of music. They frequently choose to listen to the music of U2 because they have been told that Bono is a Christian, despite the fact that their outlook on the world is diametrically opposed the that of Bono as well as the other members of U2. See also Dake-Bonoism.
John listens to U2 day and night, God only knows what he is going to do when he finds out that Bono likes to use the "F" word. That Dake-Bonoist's world is going to be completely shattered.
by Ulrict Reinhold July 24, 2008
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Bingus bongus

To cradle ones Ballsack vigorously with skill
My uncle just gave me a nice bingus bongus, what’s for dinner
by Rad.dad.69 November 29, 2019
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