Al Borland's Hammer

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

by gooooooch June 2, 2009

blandwich

A sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.

Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"

Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."

by GoldTeefPimp August 27, 2013

Broland

pewdiepie's new minecraft world, glory to broland

broland

by Thank you, very cool June 22, 2019

john bland

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

Blandjob

The act of getting a blowjob while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob...but dont let the name fool you... blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of blowjob week

Steven: so u get laid last night?
Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.
Steven: ouch!
Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.
Steven: wtf's a blandjob?
Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 1, 2008

blandis

A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).

"Don't talk to that guy, he's a freak. The other day I caught him pulling a blandis!"

by mot08 February 18, 2005

blandnweird

Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"

I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.

by Evil Inclination March 24, 2021