1) BMW = Blacks, Muslims, Whites - BMW is an acronym used by first generation Indian parents of the Hindu diaspora in the United States intended to dissuade their American raised children from marrying outside of their Indian-American community. This attitude could be accurately described as a 1950s American mentality.
1) Indian Mother: Beta, you may date whoever you want in college, white, green, purple I dont care..but for marriage you must remember the rule...No BMWs
2) Indian Father: Son, I dont care if you marry a Gujarati, a Punjabi, Rajasthani, or hell even a damn Bihari..but never break the cardinal rule..No BMWs
2) Indian Father: Son, I dont care if you marry a Gujarati, a Punjabi, Rajasthani, or hell even a damn Bihari..but never break the cardinal rule..No BMWs
by JakeyRaj December 16, 2010
German maker of really reliable, well-built cars. E36 3 series hold up really well inside and out, are fun as hell to drive, the 4 cylinders get great gas mileage and decent pickup for their class with nice weight behind them, and they can be had for decent prices. They're really not so beyond many wages. BMW's 4-cylinder engines have always been their most durable... and they usually, when maintained decently, last DECADES.
Repairs CAN get more expensive than with other cars, but if you look around, find one with lower mileage (less than 120K,) don't drive like a wretched fucking asshole, have a good indie German specialist mechanic in your area, and can stay on top of stuff as it happens, you'll be alright, and might not even need to spend more money than you would on any other less-quality used car from the same time... and be driving a friggin' amazing car. Car and Driver rated E36s best car every year they were sold.
No comment or defense for the asshole drivers with the dreaded and very real BMW syndrome.
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO THE LESS ROAD-CONSCIOUS BMW DRIVER: Don't bring shame to such an awesome car company. Your turn signals. Fucking use them. YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT OKAY. Thanks so much.
Repairs CAN get more expensive than with other cars, but if you look around, find one with lower mileage (less than 120K,) don't drive like a wretched fucking asshole, have a good indie German specialist mechanic in your area, and can stay on top of stuff as it happens, you'll be alright, and might not even need to spend more money than you would on any other less-quality used car from the same time... and be driving a friggin' amazing car. Car and Driver rated E36s best car every year they were sold.
No comment or defense for the asshole drivers with the dreaded and very real BMW syndrome.
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO THE LESS ROAD-CONSCIOUS BMW DRIVER: Don't bring shame to such an awesome car company. Your turn signals. Fucking use them. YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT OKAY. Thanks so much.
The BMWs are sexehh.
by E36-4-Life September 17, 2010
Bavarian Motor Works or in German Bayerische Motoren Werke also in German Bersten Mal Wieder or broken down again. In addition in English you can have Bought Mainly by Wankers.
That fuckwit Jim's bought a Beamer and he can't get it to start!
Well, it's live up to its acronym then, BMW, bought mainly by Wankers!
Well, it's live up to its acronym then, BMW, bought mainly by Wankers!
by Croatalin December 03, 2013
by desigurl84 September 13, 2009
Body Made well. Term to describe an incredibly hot girl with a body of a goddess and a stunning face.
Or can be used to describe the BMW car. Also known as Bavarian Motor Works.
Or can be used to describe the BMW car. Also known as Bavarian Motor Works.
by usa890 November 02, 2008
Best Motor Work- The greatest car make ever. Makes amazing vehicles.
Also stands for " Body made Well"
A person with a tight hot body and great face that makes you say damn when you see them.
Also stands for " Body made Well"
A person with a tight hot body and great face that makes you say damn when you see them.
by hquin October 30, 2008