blitzkrieged

to be really high to the point of not being able to think

Damn dude, I am blitzkrieged, wha??

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

blitzkrieg

A verb meaning to conquer or steal something lightning fast.

"Daniel blitzkriegged my M&Ms when I looked away."

by tonycapone September 25, 2006

Blitzkrieg

The Blitzkrieg is when the man, during intercourse, takes both hands and other appendages, along with his penis and proceeds to shove them all into the womans vagina at the same time.

Dude, I don't think she will ever be able to recover from that blitzkrieg.

Man, I tanked her last night with The Blitzkrieg.

by Rick Clanderfield August 29, 2011

bluntzkrieg

Getting super high (particularly with blunts) with your friends such that you all are completely demolished by the end of the smoke session. The term was inspired by the German word, "blitzkrieg", meaning lightning war (essentially its when they bombed the shit out of their enemies in WW2).

Dude, are you headed to Will's tonight for the epic bluntzkrieg

by TheDonSpesh March 21, 2016

Bukkake Blitzkrieg

When you gather all your friends to invade Poland, but instead of invading Poland, you get a gallon of cum.

Example:
Knitler: "uwu, senpai Stolin, you are going soooooooooo deep in Poland"
Stolin: "mmmMmMmMMmMmmMmMM, yesssssssssssssssss"
Poland: "Sí Papi, I need a Bukkake Blitzkrieg, pls

uwu uwu uwu, Charlie suk me ples

by AsianFetus March 10, 2022

phone blitzkrieg

Variant of war dialing; to make an excessive number of phone calls in an extremely short period of time.

Damn, seven phone calls in from her in 2 minutes, she's doing a phone blitzkrieg on my ass

by Trommler March 8, 2008

Blitzkrieg Bop

The act of hitting someone so hard that you send them back to World War 2.

Ethan was being a cunt so I gave him a Blitzkrieg Bop.

by ProPyro138 May 17, 2016