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bluntzkrieg

Getting super high (particularly with blunts) with your friends such that you all are completely demolished by the end of the smoke session. The term was inspired by the German word, "blitzkrieg", meaning lightning war (essentially its when they bombed the shit out of their enemies in WW2).
Dude, are you headed to Will's tonight for the epic bluntzkrieg
bluntzkrieg by TheDonSpesh March 21, 2016
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Blyatzkrieg 

Opposite of Blitzkrieg; A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss as the prosecuting power; Translates from Russian “Fuck War” or “Fucked War”
Putin: “How goes my beautiful Blitzkrieg?”

Shoigu: “It’s become a Blyatzkrieg!”

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

blyatzkrieg 

n. incompetently planned and hastily executed military operation resulting in extraordinary losses
Their tanks are falling apart. Are they lada brand ? No it is just blyatzkrieg !
blyatzkrieg by specialdragon May 10, 2022

verbal blitzkrieg

Derived from the term Blitzkrieg, or lightning war in German, to verbally Blitzkrieg somebody is to attack them in in machine-gun repetition who is the most brutal insults you can muster at any given point in time, not pausing to take a breath, or allow your opponent a word edgewise. The name is of course derived from the strategy of shock Warfare tactics utilized by the Nazis in World War II period however no one actually dies during a verbal Blitzkrieg, but the goal is to make the other person wish they were dead.
Guy 1: (tells boring bullshit story,)
Guy 2: you know that story actually reminds me of the last time I was fucking your mother? I was one of the first guys in line so she hadn't been used up yet, anywho... I decided at that point to go ass to pussy, and I remember thinking to myself distinctly that her pussy was so fucking tight, no fucking way of baby came out of there no fucking way, you're adopted dude. Then her sibilance, would you tasted like hot dog water by the way, spattered me about the face so I reach back the fucking Florida and pimp slap that bitch in the middle of Nebraska just like the Avenue where I picked her up for the gangbang for a crack rock and hit a crystal meth in 20 bucks. And after that I told her how much I just wish that she had either swallowed you or made like you were her car keys locked inside of her Sentra and pulled you out with a coat hanger.
Guy 1: okay enough with the verbal Blitzkrieg, I'll stop telling the fucking story.

amish blitzkrieg 

A three person maneuver where one person uses an upside down pitchfork to churn butter in someone's ass, while a third wears a Hitler stache and slaps them with bratwursts.
Ishmael and Günter gave me a wild amish blitzkrieg last Thursday.
amish blitzkrieg by Drunkle Steve October 25, 2017

Blitzkrieg Poop 

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.
Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.