What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.
Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.
Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.
Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday."
You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."
You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."
by Gannon Hester April 26, 2008
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Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.
by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015
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It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.
by tyrannicalpie August 23, 2017
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*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!
Adult guardian: time to go!
*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs
Adult guardian: time to go!
*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs
by EmoHo July 22, 2018
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Project Blueballs: Entry May 2021: Subject appeared in chatroom, hovered in a stationary position for some time, responding only when female members present contributed to the conversation. When all sign of female members in the vicinity was lost, subject travelled away from the site at high speed evading further detection.
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