blowhard

an opinionated person who talks loud and way too long on the same subject, often sensationalizing the subject matter

blowhard: insert photo of rush limbaugh

by chatsnoir January 4, 2012

blowtorch and pliers

Pertaining to anything related torment, persecution, or torture with extreme prejudice and no remorse. From Ving Rhames' infamous line in the movie "Pulp Fiction"

...Go to work on the holmes here with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

Blowtart

An Australian party trick in which a participant will have drugs shot into their rectum with a whipped cream dispenser. To complete a Blowtart, participants pour powdered drugs into the nozzle of the dispenser and a willing participant pulls down their pants and gets a friend to insert the nozzle of the dispenser into the participants anus. Spectators can call out "3, 2, 1, blast off!" as the trigger is squeezed and the gas from the whipped cream dispenser launches cocaine, ketamine or any other number of drugs up the participants rectum.

"Bend over and let me give you a blowtart"
"He is absolutely cooked after receiving that blowtart"

by Whitehouse Resident August 17, 2020

Down south blowtorch

When you do a handstand with a lighter in your butthole while having an aerosol can spraying towards the lighter.

Dude hold my beer I'm gonna do a down south blowtorch to light the bonfire yee yee.

by darkoathangel May 17, 2020

Blowtastic

Some that blows, hard,Like super hard. So hard, it is..... Blowtastic

Mom: Did you get a fantastic grade on your math test?

Son: More like, Blowtastic

by Yargpirateyarg December 18, 2005

blotarg

Shitty

Something really lame and/or fake

That Sloan concert was blotarg.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Redneck Blowtorch

The act of taking a can of Body spray,WD40 or any other flammable spray and spraying it on to a lighter making a blowtorch

My friend hank just made himself a Redneck Blowtorch

by sdasdeawqqwqwqw June 14, 2007