bloaterface

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

by Faye S June 13, 2007

Rocket Booster

When a male stuffs his erected penis and balls tightly between his thighs and has another person stare directly at both the penis and balls. It isn't considered a Rocket Booster until the Rocket Boostee' formally announces, "HEY, IT'S A ROCKET BOOSTER!"

Brett creeped up behind Ugly Bake and T-Wabes and announces ITS A ROCKET BOOSTER before getting bag-tagged

by WABEZ January 5, 2009

Bloitering

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Semen Blaster

Semen Blaster (n.)
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise

Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.

1 (Positive Context):
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.

2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.

by Jake Dikshit August 12, 2012

kentucky anal blaster

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.

Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"

by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011