blonkered

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blonde bubble

Blondes get more attention then other girls they also get something they want even when they don't ask for it. They are incredibly beautiful and sexy but they don't think that of them but others do. Depending on how there raised they can ither be a bitch or incredibly loyal but never both. The brighter blue there eyes are the bigger bubble they got. Blonde bubble is not a bad thing.

" I'm starving "
"here let me give u a sandwich "
" here's a burito"
"oh I was fine I'm not to hungry "
" but your so pretty "

" I have a blonde bubble "

by awsomepoptarts March 18, 2016

blonked

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

bronze league scrub

a general 'scrub', generally meaning to be poor at anything in life

i'l do better than you in this game, i'l easily beat you.
no mal you wont, youre a bronze league scrub!

by chiefy p November 15, 2010

Tall Blonde

1 - A small sized cup of mild roast coffee, commonly found at Starbucks

2 - An individual possessing blonde hair and above average height, commonly very attractive

Both are highly addictive substances, best consumed when hot and on the sweet side.

I just had a tall blonde, and my heart is racing!

by c@vm@n September 8, 2016

Bronze door knob

Performed during the sexual act of fisting the female vagina. While the partners hand is deep into the vagina, the woman urinates intentionaly onto the partners hand. She obnoxiously looks to make a mess with her excretions. See fisting, fist fucking, pee fetish

"Dude I was fisting this girl the other night and she gave me the bronze door knob. I smelt like piss but it was totaly worth it."

by Daralon August 13, 2009

Blondering

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.

On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.

by matree May 26, 2010