Bonga

An absolute legend of a specimen. He is got a massive schlong. If a bonga looks mad just run away because bonga holds all might in his pants. Don’t mess with a bonga.

That bonga is coming towards. WE BETTER RUN!

by Bonga_lover3000 May 19, 2020

blonah jumstein

Having performed falatio on an uncircumcised Jew.

Do you like schmucks? Have you ever blonah jumstein?

by MrJiggles May 17, 2006

Blowgan

A common nickname for an individual named Logan. Usually reserved for Logans who behave like jerkoffs.

My friend Logan doesn't like it when I call him dicknose, so I switched to Blowgan and he likes it just fine.

by Diaper8 June 28, 2017

blogatorial

A cross between an editorial and a blog piece of content found on the web. In the past an epic battle has ensued against editors who are buzzword compliant and love the word blog and those old school Editors who are afraid of change and think blogs minimize their importance.

For some reason just adding the "torial" portion calmed down the old school editors and the bloggers were even more enthusiastic since they now has an even newer buzzword to impress their friends with.

I could not believe how an editor of Wired magazine's blogatorial commented on how cool the new blogatorial buzzword is now becoming.

by yresnob February 17, 2010

bloganova

a variation of "casanova", reffering to a man who is amorously attentive to women, by means of a web log

"I'm sure he made that list by creating all manner of riveting and well-written articles about his intense adventures in being a bloganova." -Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons of Something Awful, in reference to Jason Mulgrew

by Aaron Mack. September 25, 2005

blogagory

A category in which to place a blog.

My musings about how delicious balogna is will be my breakthrough post in the Food/Beverages blogagory on MySpace!

by RettaSchnickens May 25, 2006

Blongford

Something that take's a lot longer than expected, to the point it starts to bore you, and you loose the will to live. The only thing that keeps you alive is the fact that the "Blongford" has something that you want and need.

Homie 1. Shit man this is is taking time!!
Homie 2. i no man, looks like we have another Blongford

by Mark Hunter-Uk March 31, 2008