bloatation

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.

Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.

by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

Blogtard

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Shit Bloke

The harshest of accusations. Used to describe a bad friend or a friend who acts in an unacceptable manner.

"Man that Jakey D guy is a real shit bloke, he can't even make anyone tap."

by ThePeoples January 29, 2012

bloke

man, guy

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

Bloaty

When you eat too much,and you feel way too full and puffy.

The pizookie made me feel bloaty.

by Justin Derenski June 23, 2008

Top Bloke

Aussie slang which defines a male who has overall good social qualities.
The word "bloke" defines a male character while 'top" defines the overall quality of the person.

Mick is a Top Bloke, he got us front seats for the show.

by 5p3ctrum June 19, 2011