Bobbiter

One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge

There is clearly a serial bobbiter on the loose

by serendipitous October 18, 2012

Bibbity Bobbity Boo

1. magical words used by the fairy godmother in Cinderella

2. the names of several evil characters from the anime series Dragon Ball Z. Bibbity created the evil morphing bad guy called boo, and is the father of Bobbity.

I can't fucking believe nobody has made that connection. come on, it's obvious. and Cinderella has been around for 59 years and nobody has put the best phrase from it on urban dictionary yet? you know when the godmother sings the song, "bibbity bobbity boo?" shame shame shame that a 17 year old boy has to do it.

by GenieKlutz April 1, 2009

John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

by Jeff K. August 17, 2003

bobbit

to damage a mans genitils or penis severely

pimp: Yo ho get yo ass in my car right now or ill mess you up so bad yous be eating out a tube
ho: shut yo mouth no one talks to me like that. If you ever do that again i'll bobbit you.

by dr. gay March 31, 2007

Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.

"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."

by Kristentacle March 15, 2011

blobbity

1. An expression used in frustration
2. Chunky cum that is used to build igloos

1. FUCKING BLOBBITY!
2. Dave built a cum castle with blobbity.

by Nova Mercato December 24, 2003

Blobbin' Out

The act of lounging to the point of physical transformation into a boneless entity defined as a 'blob'. Eliminating the desire to exercise, move, or otherwise exert oneself, save for eating and possibly going to the restroom.

"After the show, Frank and I sat on the couch in the lobby and started blobbin' out"

by hondo2160 April 5, 2012