Nothing Moves The Blob

kickass quote of X-Men villain The Blob.

Nothing Moves the Blob...nothing!

by The Blob January 28, 2005

Bloadkill

When a gentleman is receiving fellatio from a companion and subsequently drives into a deer.

Kenneth's date was known for giving amazing road head. Fortunate for him, unfortunate for the deer. Kenneth's new car was soon covered in bloadkill.

by Urbandictress October 5, 2015

Bloagan The Chodegan

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.

Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

NOTB: Not on the blob

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)

Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy

by Wixo August 29, 2017

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Bloasty

Bloasty is a miraculous level of high that can only be induced by smoking select buds, chosen by Allah, off of the Cannabis Plant of Destiny. It is a combination of the words “blown” and “toasty”, two words famously used by Zeus and Thor. Bloasty is not for, nor will it ever be achieved by, the weak of body or the feeble of mind. It is said that once bloasty is attained, you can feel the breath of Aphrodite on your face like a sweet, delicious breeze. Senses become enhanced to superhuman levels, and time ceases to be relevant. And everything you have ever dreamed of and/or desired becomes a reality. Your Chakras becomes one with the force that is: Bloasty.

DB- "I just discovered the meaning of life!"
JG- "Dude, you be bloasty as a muthafuckah!"
DB- "I be bloasty."

by Brothers-in-bloast_DSB y JG October 15, 2010

Blababilities

Nonsense concepts and airfill words, mostly used in policy making, management speaches and subjects that have to do with development aid. Used to give simple, short sentences more words to make it seem more important and intelligent than it actually is

Professor: We think our multilevel decisionmaking tree will truely be a facilitator in community based forestry. Also, women empowerment cannot exist without bottom-up policymaking and sustainable go-or no go moments.

Student: Man...what is that guy talking about? These are all blababilities!

by Femster January 5, 2010