bum blasted

Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.

We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.

by RobbieJ December 24, 2003

Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.

Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.

by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011

Blasted Mechanism

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.

Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!

by Journas October 9, 2003

Paul Blarted

The act of eating a pixie stick and then kicking some serious ass!

Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange

by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012

Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.

Yo son I am Stone Blasted off that shit!

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.

Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?

by browndinner May 14, 2013

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013