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Blaining

The vacant, yet intent stare that some people do after making a point, in a manner akin to that of the git-wizard David Blaine.
After John gave his bigoted views on immigration, no one wanted to gratify him with a response but he wasn't going to give up so he started Blaining to prevent anyone changing the subject.
by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008
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Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.
Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control
by King Chad July 21, 2010
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Blaining

The act of being a rock god in your own mind, even if you have no musical talent at all. Extra points if you wear rock band shirt with sleeves cut off and ripped all the way down the side. Extra extra points if you yell "Yee! Yee!" to end all your sentences!
Got my tall can. Got my cut up White Zombie shirt on. I'm blaining so hard right now! Yee! Yee!
by The Cold One AC September 17, 2019
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Blaring

Used as an adjective. Beyond and superior to realistic measures to the point of irony. Intending to be ironic. As a joke or for just descriptions.
Originated from a classmates car he owned it high school.

"It was an '87 Camaro LT 5 speed. Stocked with a BLARING 2.8 Liter engine!!!"

"Oh here comes that BLARING fast Camaro!"

"What's the problem officer? Did you see a BLARING Blue Camaro fly by here? No I didn't, oh wait an 80s LT camaro? YEAH? Clocked him in the school zone...little racer was blaring thru it at 10 under!
by Grady G January 24, 2008
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blarting

After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.
Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks!
by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011
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Blarting

The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.
The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.
by the lovers April 27, 2009
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Bairding

When someone takes advantage of other people's kindness.
Me: I told him we should smoke the last bowl before I went to lunch, but he said we should wait until after.

Friend: Did you guys smoke it later?

Me: No, when I got back it was gone.

Friend: A classic Bairding.
by JimSock November 30, 2011
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