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blagoon

a tall lanky 17-year old, whos pasty white and has brown hair but looks like a 25 year old
go look up ImBlagoon on twitch.tv
Austin is a Blagoon.
by iHasCakes November 17, 2019
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BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC

BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC is the best soccer player ever. He is the BEST at ball handling and finishing. He gets more pussy than a vet center and is extremely attractive.
Girl 1: No way is it actually Blago the GOAT of soccer.
*Every girl turns to Blago and wants to fuck him. *
Girl 2: Legends say it his dick once intimidated the other team, and they let him win.
Blago's manager: sounds like BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC!
by NoThingbuttfaxs March 3, 2022
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blagorious

The phenomenon of something being so ridiculous and shameful that is becomes beautiful.
(a la former Illinois Governer Rob Blagovich and this is credited to comedian Christian Finnegan on Countdown with Keith Olberman tonite Feb 4, 2009)
The rock career of Russell Crow is blagorious.
by jacannon February 4, 2009
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Blago hair day

Bad hair day to the extreme, bordering on bad hair life. Flyaway, uncontrollable ass hat, goofball, in-your-face hair that won't quit.
I always have a Blago hair day when I'm in Chicago. Got any aquanet?
by Bradford S. January 27, 2009
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Blagology

The Study of Blagging. once you have studied Blagology you can qualify to become a Blagologist see www.blagology.com University of Blagology
The Blagology examinations once passed allowed one to become a fully fledged Blagologist and enter into the elite world.
by opalfruit December 2, 2009
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Blagoflage

The act of concealing utter inability through the relentless spouting of pathetic imaginary excuses.
'Dude! You didn't pay the rent again!'
'I know man, I had to spend all the money on getting my x-box shipped to Azerbaijan.'
'Why?'
'Because Emma came over and like completely got it on with me and Steve-o. And then we deciced to setup a Gamer's co-operative for disadvantaged children out in Azerbaijan.'
'Quit your blagoflage, fool. Just pay the god-damn rent.'
by saltrem_rogers September 23, 2011
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Blagojevich

1. A description of a person who is a giant douche bag.
2. Someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
1. "This Blagojevich just cut me off in traffic."
2. Ex. The brave warrior Ulysses or an innocent cowboy.
by Preston Hill January 24, 2009
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