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Second Stage Turbine Blade 

Second Stage Turbine Blade:

1: Noun. the row of turbofans in some jet engines

2: Noun. The first album released by the Progressive Rock Quartet "Coheed and Cambria", comprised of Claudio Sanchez, Travis Stever, Mic Todd, and Chris Penne. The album was released in 2002. at the time, Josh Eppard played drums, rather then Chris Penne. It was re-released in 2005, with three bonus tracks: Elf Tower New Mexico, and two demos: an accoustic demo of Junesong Provision (with a sound bite from Evil Dead 3) and a lengthened version of Everything Evil, the latter containing also a hidden song entitled "IRO-bot", which had been featured at the end of Godsend Conspirator on the original version. Two singles were released for this album, Devil In Jersey City and Delirium Trigger

2002 Track Listing:

Second Stage Turbine Blade
Time Consumer
Devil In Jersey City
Everything Evil
Delirium Trigger
Hearshot Kid Disaster
33
Junesong Provision
Neverender
Godsend Conspirator

2005 changes
Time Consumer altered
Godsend Conspirator altered
Elf Tower New Mexico added
Junesong Provision (Accoustic Demo) added
Everything Evil (Demo) added

3: Noun. The first track off of the above album.
Person A: Dude, I saw Second Stage Turbine Blade at Bestbuy!

Person B: did you buy it?

Person A: No, I already owed Jason 40 bucks, so I persuaded him to give me another 20 and I got Live at the Starland and In Keeping Secrets instead.

Nintendo Switch blade 

A Nintendo Switch Joycon with a knife blade hidden in it.

Shitting Razor Blades 

The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food
"Damn Nigga! I ate some Peppers last night and this mornin' I was Shitting Razor Blades
Shitting Razor Blades by Hwanathan November 18, 2006

snitch-blade 

calling some one out in front of there friends.
well that is not what i heard. don't wanna pull out my snitch-blade but...sally said your small!
snitch-blade by tomcon5 August 9, 2009

Sling Blade 

A person who is slightly retarded, but is still fun to make fun of.
"My Uncle Carl is wearing his shoes on the wrong feet again, what a sling blade."
Sling Blade by Big Joe October 31, 2003

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades 

Terminally po-[faced], miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."