Bladder triggered

when you have to pee, so everything triggers you

Sorry I was so rude in 4th period I was bladder triggered

by dabdaddy1995 April 27, 2017

bladder brain

The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.

Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.

While driving to an emergency:

Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."

Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"

by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019

bladder birth

when you hold the piss in for a super long time, and when you finally let it out, you feel like a new person.

i just had a bladder birth after holding my piss in for 24 hours, and i feel like a new man.

by t0x1c w4st3 March 11, 2021

bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.

Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.

by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021

Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss

jake daniels

by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003

bladder probe

a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.

At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.

by brock.x.landers March 17, 2009

Bladder Rocks

The second stage of Kidney Stones. When the Stone enters the bladder. Before Cock Gravel.

When Timmy reached Level 12, his Kidney Stones evolved into Bladder Rocks.

by Bob Korea March 19, 2005