Furry Barker

An extremely zesty fart. Known for its air thickening, pungent, and ripe, lingering aroma. As well as its signature calling card sound that’s reminiscent of a deep intestinal growl when released.

Dude I just dropped a furry barker you better clear out now. Damn bro I wondered wtf that growl was.

I could taste my own furry barker.

The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

Barkev

a most beautiful Greek god outside the reach of time and space; psychedelic ecstasy

i was so amazed; it must have been a Barkev

by WishingWanderer February 4, 2010

Sarah Jessica Barker

Any girl who fancies herself a style maven but is, in reality, just an ugly girl in a trendy outfit.

Did you see the great outfit Lisa was wearing? Too bad she's such a Sarah Jessica Barker that no one will even notice.

by nyc-a-train December 14, 2010

bjorked

A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.

Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.

by Rymix June 26, 2006

Bob Barker

A word meaning to emasculate someone. Coined after Bob Barker, host of the game show The Price Is Right, as a tribute to the fact that at the end of each show he reminds viewers to spay or neuter their pet.

I gave my dog the Bob Barker so he would not have puppies.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

Travis Barker

(n.) Very talented, former Blink182 drummer. He used to be so awesome. Then he left Blink182, married a barbie doll/pamela anderson look-alike, got his own ridiculous MTV reality show, and joined the very odd Transplants, who kinda suck.

Newlyweds, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, and then Meet the Barkers.

by xximxnotxokayxx July 18, 2008

The Bob Barker Treatment

The act of spading or nutering your dog or cat and/or the act of a male being publicly embarresed by female

Jon was given the Bob Barker Treatment from his girlfriend Summer.

by Schon Carr November 20, 2007