biscardi

A con based on hoax people repeatedly fall for.

I again paid 5 bucks to watch a video of captive Bigfoot, it is such a biscardi.

by FlyingKarateMonkey October 13, 2008

Bistarsual

1. allusion to liking both sexes. Nerd for liking both star trek and star wars(attributed to be mutually exclusive).

2. someone who is turned on by binary star systems(two stars in orbit of each other).

3. so bisexual you see stars(love stuck with both sexes).

1. You like Shatner and Ford? Girl you must be Bistarsual.

2. The dance of the Sirius twins is so erotic!

3. Rachel is so sexy, but her boyfriend... ooh, *bites lip* i can't choose!

by youj ying January 15, 2011

Bismark

To Slap someone round the face with an erect penis.

The black man bismarked sophie and she died.

by ultra-penis May 6, 2008

Otto von Bismarck

When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis, a.k.a., a "bismarck" with authority.

Shutup bitch or i will Otto von Bismarck you!

by Aaron Skydiving March 17, 2005

Bismarck

Named after the infamous Prussian, the Bismarck is a sexual act where the man, after ejaculation in his partner's mouth, pulls out and proceeds to slap his partner's face with his wet and sticky penis. Bonus points are awarded on the loudness of the smack.

After that bitch gave me head, I totally gave her the Bismarck.

by Jack Nabio April 24, 2006

bizmark

The act of shooting jiz in her eye and then punching her in that eye...

That whore used her teeth while suckin on my root, so I gave her the bizmark.

by MPH February 19, 2005

bismark

After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.

by Joe November 16, 2003