butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

buttered whisker biscuit

The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.

Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!

by boerbabe May 27, 2006

buttermilk biscuit

a white person

that lame dude with the tight pants is a buttermilk biscuit

by JeruG July 15, 2009

butter your biscuit

a guy cumming on a girls boobs

imma butter your biscuits

by saxfreak3 May 7, 2010

butter biscuit

A hot snatch/pussy/vagina. Just dripping and steaming.

I'm skipping lunch today boys, going to be chowing some butter biscuit with my honey.

by Pillsbury Dough Boy June 11, 2007

buttered biscuit

a vagina for an undetermined amount of time immediatly after someone has blown a load in it and the cum is sporadically still discharging.

like when you put butter in the center of a hot biscuit, now turn the biscuit sideways and watch the butter slowly drip out

ex. don't go down on the girl in the blue shirt unless you want a buttered boscuit.
ex2. if your girl stays out all night while your waiting at the crib be careful she didn't bring you a buttered biscuit home before you go down on her or have sex with her.

by Lillricky May 15, 2016

Butter me up and call me a biscuit

To be gassed up to the point you feel good and warm inside like a biscuit.

We’ll butter me up and call me a biscuit why you at it!

by Jobengi March 16, 2023