Bernius

The act of eating out a girls asshole.

My girl loves it when I Bernius her. I'm going to Bernius the shit out of her for 2 hours tonight.

I would Bernius her right after a workout.

I Bernius'd this girl so hard last night I tasted her intestines.

by The Packager February 23, 2009

Pull a Bernstein

obvious, bait

To ask a really obvious question, or a question that can easily be answered by looking on Google.

"What does bait mean?"
"Ah man, did u just pull a Bernstein?"

by JThemDigital June 24, 2020

Bertus

Het woord om een asociaal persoon te beschrijven. Beter bekend als bertus

Jezus Bertus doe is normaal man

by CokiKeCoki January 14, 2015

berns

a word to describe one who dresses and acts ostensibly emo, yet exudes happiness and general holiday spirit

You are so berns right now, sitting by yourself in the dark of your living room with your hood up while drinking eggnog and listening to christmas music.

by hohoyoyo December 26, 2009

berlusconi's

berlusconi's is a particular type of shoes, very very high heeled, used by people suffering from dwarfism (or by people suffering from inferiority complex) in order to look higher

italians wear willingly black berlusconi's

by antonio (b) April 13, 2004

Beanus

When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.

My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.

by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019

Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!

Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!

by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013