Beijing Tophat

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.

Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.

by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010

Beijing Olympic Games

noun, plural
Also Beijing Olympics
the deliberate murder of a whole group or race of people

What’s the hell going on in Tibet? Beijing Olympic Games!

by Dalai Lama July 31, 2005

Bezing

Ultimate moaning
Bezer

to bez, he is a bezer, stop bezing

by claude salter-pietersen January 9, 2009

Beijing Games

Any place filled with asian people, typically Chineese

"Man, my 4th period class is like taking a trip the the the Beijing Games."

by Hooded Justice October 9, 2008

beijing butthole

When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.

by HotChuck April 6, 2021

Dulwich College Beijing

Hell.

"Bob died then he went to Dulwich College Beijing…"

by veryspecificschoolreferences November 23, 2021

Beijing Bar Mitzvah

The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.

After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.

Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.

by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008