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cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.
Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"
by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017
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Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.
"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."
by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008
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Pika Beaver Forest

Down in the south area of a human female's body, the magical Pika Beaver Forest is something only certain eyes can behold. The amazing grass and tree structure, and the amazing pink-colored water which some say tastes amazing. It leaks when a person steps in the hole where the pond lays. The grass can be straggly or straight, depending on the female. Basically, this forest is screaming "Welcome to vaginal hair forest!" at you. Bring a razor to but through the bushes and jungle.

Pika Beavers:
Fells: wanna know whats sad? ._. Pika means vagina in icelandic, and in some sorta medical term, beaver means the hairs around the pika ,),

Slogan:
"Come with me to Pika Beaver Forest"
Pikachew: come with me to pika beaver forest
by Pikachew April 14, 2010
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Beaverfest

(bee-ver-fest)–noun
1. An annual celebration once held in Beaver Dam, WI, over Memorial Day weekend where softball teams drank heavily and bands played songs like "Radar Love" and "Keep Your Hands to Yourself." The event's name was changed subsequent to a story in Hustler Magazine where pictures of the Beaver Motel and a sign outside of Beaver Dam which read "Home of 15,000 Busy Beavers."

2. Colloquial euphemism used by heterosexual males and homosexual females to describe a party worth staying at all night long.
1. I don't know what there were more of at Beaverfest this year, mullets or carnies.

2. Dude, this party is a total beaverfest, don't invite any of your guy friends.
by majikboy July 13, 2010
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Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.
Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.
by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022
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Beanerland

a term used to describe an area inhabited by a large amount of mexican individuals (beaners)
When I was six my family and I were walking around Treasure Island in Disneyland. There were so many mexicans that I told them "this place is more like Beanerland."
by biguglymexican January 5, 2010
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Penis Beaker

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013
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