Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.
Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.
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Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.
Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About
Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About
by Nothingtown December 29, 2016
Get the Beadle mug.A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.
Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"
Guy 2 "Yes I did"
Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"
Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"
Guy 2 "Yes I did"
Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"
Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"
by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006
Get the Beadle Punch mug.1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006
Get the Jeremy Beadle mug.Is popular within the Paskistani naming system. Usually to bring luck within the telecommunications field. She/he is highly intelligent when it comes to software engineering and wireless technology. Personality traits are usually the same. She will want to present an outgoing, wild, fun personality, but deep down she usually studies too hard or at home watching movies. Her name derives from a Latin word that I do not recall.
Beaulah?! Beaulah is allowed to sleep over?
by Oxzy January 1, 2011
Get the Beaulah mug.To have receive oral sex from the husband or boyfriend of a girl you just had sex with until you ejactulate in their mouth.
by josh Reinke January 29, 2010
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