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Batista

A cutie pie who is so cute and sexy and an great wrsetler. And hes the best body i have ever seen!
Batista is soooo cute just look at that body!
by Amy April 7, 2005
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Batista

A piece of shit wrestler who got more fame than he deserved. Then agin Vince McMahon gets a LARGE erection over well built men.

Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.

Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.

Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury
God only knows how Triple H pulled the matches out with Batista that he did.

2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.
by realtakerv2 December 9, 2008
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Batiste

Something supposed to improve the situation, which in fact just make matters worse.

After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
1. I used Batiste shampoo once, when I was travelling in Germany; I spent a whole day in Aachen with hair like a homeless man.

2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."

3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.
by MisterMetternich October 2, 2005
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Batista

One who jacks of to gay porn and thinks of his mother while jerking
Look at that batista over there! Its watching gay porn!
by Monolithic_Juggernaut January 21, 2008
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Batista

This is the name of cute, funny and adorable Guy. This guy is known for having the prettiest eyes ever bro is a chick magnet. Fun fact he's always surrounded by girls and every girl literally wants to date him..
"Omg..Batista is such a hottie!!", said Stephanie.
Laura whined," I wished my boyfriend was a Batista!"
"Batista get your pretty face in the CAR!"
by SaltnVinegar October 11, 2023
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Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.
I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.
by zh3ng January 25, 2017
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Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.
After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista
by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019
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