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Batiste

Something supposed to improve the situation, which in fact just make matters worse.

After famous Schwarzkopf brand of spray-on dry shampoo, which makes ones hair far more greasy and unkempt than it ever was before. Often considered a good idea for backpackers, who can't wash their hair properly, its actual use never fails to come as a nasty surprise.
1. I used Batiste shampoo once, when I was travelling in Germany; I spent a whole day in Aachen with hair like a homeless man.

2. "That advice you gave to Belinda, that was so batiste. She hasn't stopped crying since."

3. After Iraq, everyone agreed that America's foreign policy was extremely batiste.
by MisterMetternich October 2, 2005
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Batiste

Batiste is an amazing personnality !! Kind of like a lab ( dog ) he is always up for anything ! Sometimes sensitive... but will be a great partner and a true friend ! Usually really good looking and have a great sens of humour
Batiste is not a shampoo brand ! It's more then that ..!!
by Jmdt November 24, 2021
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Batiste Halo

When someone overdid it on the dry shampoo and they've got a bit of a grey parting.
Shit son you put so much batiste on this morning you've practically got a batiste halo
by :Jester August 22, 2011
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Jean-Baptiste Maunier

A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.
Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...

Person 2: Aw man, that sucks

Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!
by leschoristes354 February 24, 2010
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jean-baptiste

The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.
I love jean-baptiste, he's so perfect!
by frenchycorgi September 23, 2020
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Baptiste

a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 6, 2016
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Batistas

The upper part of the trapezius.
Batista (WWE Superstar) is known for having a big trapezius.
Because he was working out his back, the size of his Batistas increased.
by Kingpanda5 December 27, 2009
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