1) A person born with parents out of marriage

2)A person born without a father

3)A person without a father

4)A person that is irritating or annoying
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Hey stop that noise you bastard!
by bladefam January 19, 2009
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these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.
that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents
by better than youuuuuu November 16, 2005
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a real ass hole or someone without married parents
Josh is a bastard
by anonymous January 31, 2004
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*Kenny Dies*
Stan :OMG they killed Kenny!
Kyle :You bastards!!
by yargh man May 29, 2015
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1. A child whose parents are not married
2. A person from the north who likes walls
Gareth Hughes is a Bastard from the north, listen here Bastard
by 1of10 June 6, 2020
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1. A child born out of wedlock.
2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
by Sam429 March 13, 2004
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