Barstool

A polite way of saying the swear word bastard.

You’re a barstool you know that

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

Barstool

A student-led "undercover" high school social media page (typically on Instagram) where students submit videos and photos often containing houseparties, stunts, or simply other students being dumb or profane. Ex: NHS_barstool or barstoolschool mascot

"Yo, did you see the new barstool post?"

Or

"Lmao THAT'S going on barstool"

by ermmmwhatthefreak May 29, 2025

Brighton Barstool

The act of multiple people being penetrated by the legs of an upturned Barstool

“Deborah and her friends were sore after a night of Brighton Barstooling”

by B-0110 July 11, 2022

Barstool

A girl with long sexy legs

she is 3/4 leg like a barstool.

Maaate check out that blonde...
which one?
the barstool mate

ohhhh whoa nice

by .:Bunni:. March 1, 2010

Barstool Prophet

A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.

I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.

by msacco July 25, 2025

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018