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Innocent Barstandercize

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.
That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.
by strjock81 June 6, 2011
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bershanky

1. during the age of terrible two's, right before that child throws a massive fit they are BERSHANKY!
2. a way of saying i want to have sex! it can be used as a question, a statment, or a DEMAND!
on the phone:
Babysitter: damn it becky! i have to go! this kid is going Bershanky!!
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Bershanky?
Yes! Bershanky!
Oh Yeah Bershanky! Spank me!
by who ka maka January 31, 2008
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Bashanked

When the act of masturbation becomes incredibly painful, and a stabbing sensation is established.
Often a result of a healthy cocktail of STI's.
a) "It hurts when i bash the pope around"

"Your a bashanker"

"lol"

b) "have you ever bashanked"

"piss off dad"
by flashkapOw July 10, 2009
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barstan

-Anything good in life
-Something Awesome
-Something sexual
"Dude, you got accepted into Yale? That's totally barstan"
"Damn girl. Those are some nice barstans you're rocking."
by Gabhan December 4, 2013
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baeshan

Baeshan used for a horny person and a person who sometimes can't control himself
This kid is so Baeshan

I'm feeling Baeshan

doctor : I'm sorry but ur son has the beashan problem/disease witch we still can't find the cure for
by Bisham November 26, 2016
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barhan

Is a Person that eats a lot is generous but he is a really big person like I mean fat as hell
this guy is a barhan
by adfredguhjp;'p;. January 21, 2018
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barshnaboongalaga

Anything that you think is BS
I think that Jaime is telling us some barshnaboongalaga about bungee jumping
by thatEMOalex March 30, 2019
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