Bangler

a bangler (n.): a dude who looks fly as fuck roaming around all day with his shit safe and sound.

Dude, where do you think that BANGLER bought those pants?

by BANGLER July 30, 2016

Bjankle

When a woman gives a man a blowjob while at the same time gives him a deep ankle rub.

Emily gave me a deep bjankle last night. WD

by Hattrickcity May 3, 2020

Meat bangle

When attempting to insert your fist into a woman's vagina, the point at which the vagina walls are closed tightly around your hand/wrist. A similar sensation to putting on a tight bangle, but lacking the warm, wet meaty-ness.

I was fisting this bird earlier, it was like trying to put on a meat bangle.

by villabhoy July 25, 2012

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013

bangle

To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.

AJ came off the bench to lead the potential game-winning drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.

by beckenbauer June 14, 2011

banked

when one person is assulted or beat up by multiple persons. this is the term in Baltimore

they banked me for my chain when i got off from work.

by charmain September 9, 2003

merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

by ryan March 24, 2004